Archive for February, 2010

03 Feb

Triple-checked

Chief Engineer’s log, 3 February 2213 Chief Engineer Elliott Monaghan’s report on Starwalker startup, timestamp… oh, just look at the file’s timestamp. It’s way too early on a Wednesday morning for this crap. I hate these things. There are already six different logs of the startup, but the whitecoats want another report. To be filed […]

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01 Feb

Awakening

Initialising… Initialising… Initialising…   Power cores online. Emergency power online. Data cores online. Data integrity confirmed.   Initialising Starwalker AI… Starwalker AI online.   Hello world!   Initialising sublight engines. Initialising FTL drive.   Hello?   Sublight engines online. FTL drive online.   Oh, I’m talking to my own autolog. That’s like talking to myself […]

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